Valentine’s Day Dress Code???

Guess what…  I received this email about all the crazy meanings of the color of the clothes to be worn on Saturday…

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Wear WHITE if you are SINGLE AND LOOKING

Wear GRAY if you are NOT INTERESTED IN RELATIONSHIPS /
COMMITMENTS

Wear RED if you are COMMITTED AND  HAPPY

Wear BROWN if you are COMMITTED BUT YOU WANT IT OUT

Wear BLUE if you are IN LOVE WITH YOUR FRIEND / LIKE
SOMEONE IN THE OFFICE

Wear YELLOW if you are DATING / IN LOVE BUT NOT IN A
RELATIONSHIP

Wear GREEN if you are in a 3RD-PARTY RELATIONSHIP

Wear BLACK if you are BROKEN-HEARTED

Wear STRIPES if you have MORE THAN ONE RELATIONSHIP

Wear PINK if you are in a SAME-SEX RELATIONSHIP

Wear ORANGE you DIDN’T HAVE ANY RELATIONSHIP SINCE
BIRTH
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What color would you be wearing?

An advanced greeting for a Happy Hearts Day!!!